RONKER is not the first state-of-the-art speednoise band to ever exist, but they are the first ones to coin the term. Formed in 2020 in the heart of the swamplands of Belgium the band comes naturally weathered and screaming bloody murder. Since its inception the band can mainly be found on the road. Carving out an audience in the most old-school fashion: by playing live. Always visceral, urgent and frantic, a is prime example of being staunchly committed to rock and roll athleticism.

Their debutalbum ‘Fear is a Funny Thing Now Smile Like a Big Boy’, FIAFTNSLABB in short, was released recently. While RONKER’s anger on previous releases was intently internal, it has now morphed into a pronounced extroverted rage.

Although RONKER likes to profile themselves as pleasant rascals with big hearts full of love, they are not really known for being the happiest kids in school.  But that’s to be expected when you are caught somewhere in the no man’s land of being sonically indebted to both the likes of Judas Priest and Limp Bizkit. Always suffering, forever nervous.